May 2013
radioactivenipples:
some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via mymangotree)
sexhaver:
“don’t play the race card,” you start to say. but it is already too late. my Race Card is face-up in attack position. you scream as your body is sucked into the Shadow Realm
knittedlampshade:
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
foolishvirgins:
iseeavoice:
the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful
preach.
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Person: How do lesbians have sex?
Me: The question is how do they stop.
“I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people...”
– Katie Kacvinsky (via likeafieldmouse)
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180mph:
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“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....”
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via lorbeere)
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
araws:
if anyone ever accuses you of being dramatic just remind them that when the chef françois vatel found out his delivery of seafood was running late he committed suicide by stabbing himself with a sword
"But he's so nice though!" - says every family...
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
“It happens with amazing regularity. I usually say (cute girlie American accent),...”
– Shirley on guys who yell “Show us your tits! (via kurtindo)
yugoslavic:
ohsunfury:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
youputthetowelonthetable:
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
